Offtopic Central v1 – Chill zone for tuners, techs & tinkerers

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Welcome to **OFFTOPGARAGE v1** — the sacred corner of the forum where we talk about *anything but checksum errors*.​

No ECUs.
No tools.
No WinOLS in sight.
Just you, your keyboard, and questionable life choices.

What’s allowed here:
- Rants about clients who "didn’t touch anything" but now the car won't start
- Your lunch (bonus points if you flash it via OBD)
- Tuner memes, memes, more memes
- Tool flexing (even if it's a cracked KESS from 2013)
- Off-topic nonsense: cats, crypto, coffee, relationships, traffic rage

What’s not allowed:
- Actual tech support (go post in the real sections for that)
- Being serious

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First question to break the ice:
**Describe your daily car like it’s Stage 9, but it's actually held together with zip ties.**
Example:
> Peugeot 206, Stage ∞, 3 cylinders working part-time. Chrome intake sticker adds 20HP. Probably illegal in 14 countries.

Drop your madness below